Sorry for the delay.
6. Texas - Warm & Cheap! Sounds like most people love it there, so I don't think it would be a bad pick.
#6? What the...? What is the College BCS? j/k.
I am native Texan. Love it. A lot to do, see and be. Good economy, good job market. Good real estate for investing. I live in a great city, a lot of great food, music and people. We have more bands here on a Tuesday night than Nashville. Great schools. We have 11 colleges in my town alone. We do have a lot of Calif's moving here and buying. Whatever. Bring it on. Did I mention Roller Girls, Roller Derby? It's awesome.
I would suggest instead of getting a palacial mansion, get a smaller house in great neighborhood and invest in some rent houses/flips. You'll be set.
Come Visit! said in my best Travel Channel voice. Other than nice climate what do you want? I can't quite discern from your posts. Let us know when you're coming and we'll show you around.
p.s. It can be hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell in August but so what, go swimmin' @ Barton Springs. It's cooold!
p.p.s I just saw the below. Uh, okay, maybe, if you hang out with jerks. Not the norm for Austin. Maybe in some backwoods poophole (vidor), but there's probably a robber/stealer/killer or two there too. The good news, you're not gonna be hangin' out with those kooks.
but I heard enough of racism there, though